Monday, June 26, 2006


Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
-Attributed to Mark Twain


Blogger leila said...

With his alieniloquy, Fred
Sought to sidetrack the stranger. He said,
"Like a mint? What's your sign?
What's the cube root of nine?"
(The man's wife had been caught in Fred's bed.)

(An alieniloquy (AY-lee-in-ILL-low-kwee) is a discourse which does not address the matter at hand.)

by Chris J. Strolin

Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:23:00 AM  

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