Amusing, Informative and Uplifting

This blog NOW has a purpose.

No, it has nothing to do with NOW. I do like women, although, I do not think that the organization appreciates that. Oh, that reminds me, I gotta blog about man-haters (please don't link the two groups together (I do not know what the Venn would look like [more Venn also amusing, informative and uplifting]).

Back to the purpose. I understand that my two readers occasionally do not understand a word or group of letters of a group of words or a group of posts. So, I am instituting a time saving device to help categorize the nature of the blog by labeling it "amusing", "informative", "uplifting" or a combination thereof. This will help me to keep my posts in one of the above categories. It will help both of you judge how much time you want to spend thinking about it.

Parking

The reign of mediocrity.

Cannibal Electrician

If there was a cannibal who was an electrician or an electrician who was a cannibal, would he mistake what manhole he is told to shut?

Another Conspiracy?

Have you ever noticed how "cannabis" and "cannibals" are almost the same word, except for a few insignificant letters and the meaning.

What do you call a person who eats cannibals?

Bizarre Love Triangle

I love everybody.
Nobody loves me.

do-it-yourself puns/joke:

• Acute Angel/Angle
• Right Angel/Angle
• Hype on the Noose
• Equilateral Love Opportunity
  
• Try triangle again
• G.O.M.3
• I saw sell ease
• Eye sauce Elise (but she doesn't know it yet)

Just remember, nobody is everybody. Does this make me square?

Dream Another Dream for Me

This episode, I find myself in a restaurant or cafeteria of some sort filled with quite a few people I know. I tell a joke, and everybody laughs. Somebody at our table tells a riddle, "what do you call a circle in a square." The correct answer was "the internet." I whip out a pen, and prove mathematically that the answer is "s" and hold it up for all to see. The whole place laughs and applauds my humor.

What do you make of that?

Looking for Meaning

Yesterday, I began the day with a Habesha and a dead battery. I also ended the day with a different Habesha and a different dead battery. Now, I just gotta figure out what this coincidence means.

Protect Private Parts!

Is it me, or wherever there is Major Malfunction they always call on Corporal Punishment?