Bizarre Love Triangle

I love everybody.
Nobody loves me.

do-it-yourself puns/joke:

• Acute Angel/Angle
• Right Angel/Angle
• Hype on the Noose
• Equilateral Love Opportunity
  
• Try triangle again
• G.O.M.3
• I saw sell ease
• Eye sauce Elise (but she doesn't know it yet)

Just remember, nobody is everybody. Does this make me square?