What to do with a bitter scrooge?

Put him out of his misery.



Is it still a pun if both words have the same root?

As if we don't have enough troube finding our tools.

Four Piece Camouflage Tool Set

New Invention

An invented bed
deep hole peaceful underground
It's name - the sleep well

Alcohol craving reduced by drugs

The interestingly worded headline for THIS article.

It's All in the Definition

You know why they say that Generation X-ers (no, not Billy Idol) are lazy and don't want to work? It is because as soon as they get a job, they become personnel.

Party Poopers

Once upon a time, I went to a party. Like at any party, there were lots of energetic friendly people. We ate, we talked, we danced. Unfortunately, at this party, I had to wait a long time to get something to drink, because there were many people waiting.

Adam and Eve Revisited

The serpent said, "After you finish that apple, you can have despair."

The History of Cheese

The French have been eating cheese fromage to age.

The Current Line Up

1. Doc
2. Grumpy
3. Happy
4. Sneezy
5. Bashful
6. Sleepy

The other one was suspended for doping.

Why I Dont Understand My Blog

Don't be offended

How does the Pope buy things on Ebay?

Suppressed Feelings

I have a history of suppressing my emotions, but, now, I am feeling better.