Two Types of People

There are two types of people in the world. Those who believe in the unity of mankind and those who think that there are two types of people in the world.

I never meta-physics I understood

As I sit here computing on a hot day, I decided to go for breakfast. What's for breakfast? Bread and Hummus of course. Not just any bread, but, Nahid's whole wheat tortillas. Do not ask when Nahid left - its been in the freezer. This bread was defrosted and toasted on the gas stove top. Yum. So after a bit of distracted computing, I reach for a rip of bread, and to my surprise, it is cool. Not cold. But, cooler than this furnace of a flat. I've been thinking a lot about solar cooling. One day I hope to have an invention featured on grow the pie or at least have the premise of my theory debunked so that the world will not be deceived by my silver tongue - like, my whole wheat tortilla cooling system is bad for the environment because the Brazilians will chop down the rain forests to grow wheat or that corn tortillas are infinitely more efficient than corn tortillas, but the corn and research money is being funneled into pointless ethanol. Can you see the distracted computing?

Another Definition

Inheritance - Finding money in your genes.

o·ver·ween·ing

o·ver·ween·ing /ˈoʊvərˈwinɪŋ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[oh-ver-wee-ning] –adjective
1. presumptuously conceited, overconfident, or proud: a brash, insolent, overweening fellow.
2. exaggerated, excessive, or arrogant: overweening prejudice; overweening pride.

My Next Gig

So, reflecting on the future, I've decided what I am gonna do next. I will become a televangelist. Some of you might be saying, "wait a minute. You do not have the personality for that type of work." I know I don't. But, it would be an Altar Ego.

Reality Check

I was cleaning one day. I had a handful of tools and what-not. So, I opened the tool drawer and uncurled my fingers and let all the random pieces of toolery fall to its resting place. As soon as gravity took over, I realized that this was the stationary (yes, it moves) drawer. The next instance the thought or reflex as it may be said, click undo.

The Nicer Side of Flipping Pancakes

The nice thing about flipping pancakes is that it is easy to crepe up on people.

**Flipping is, in this instance a verb not an adjective.**