I LOVE MY WIFE !!!

Today's post is a reminder to myself (and to my reader) not to get mushy with this blog.

What We've Got Here is a Failure to Communicate

This is just a warning for those of you who may not realize how much you've changed or have gotten out of old habits. This situation may present itself when talking to somebody on the outside. When responding to questions on your "social" life, the term "new orientation" could be taken the wrong way.

Consider yourself warned.

Loose Weight Now!

So, I've got a new diet idea. It's based solidly on the firm foundation of several questionable fads. The way this diet works is that it helps remove carbohydrates from your diets. But you still get the valuable fiber. All in just three easy step.

Step 1: Eat a can of beans for breakfast.
Step 2: Eat a can of beans for lunch.
Step 3: Eat a can of beans for dinner.

In some parts of the world, they system is slightly different:

Step 1: Eat a can of beans for breakfast.
Step 2: Eat a can of beans for dinner.
Step 3: Eat a can of beans for supper.

I even have a catchy name for it. The Mr. Bean - Rowan Atkinson Diet.

And, yes, I do now the difference between loose and lose.

A Lesson from Homer

You know he eats a lot of DOughnuts and ends up with a lot DOs. I will attempt asking WHYnuts to try to discover a few elusive WHYs. Will it work? Can we call this journey an ODyssey? Is ODdity the same as ODyssey?