an update way passed due

You know the expression "just in case" as in "I brought an apple, just in case". Well, since it has been forever since we carried cases (except for maybe a portable hard drive in a USB adapter/case), I think we should say "I brought an apple, just in plastic grocery bag".

Treated Like Furniture

I hope she doesn't think that I treat her like part of the furniture when I tell her that she is a good drawer and a good dresser.

ineffable

a one word oxymoron