Random Fact #2

I did not go straight home. I did not stir fry rice.

I did, however, end up at an open house, and did, however, perform my brand new composition. It is a sad song about the effect of a sense of humor on relationships.

For an encore, I played the song I wrote when I was a pilgrim. Then I played the marriage song.

And that is one fact, number 2.

Ban Big Book of Animals

Mothers, Fathers, older Siblings,

Do the young'uns a favor and ban, burn, bury the big books of animals. They are dangerous. Every recitation eventually turns into a ram page.

Tag! I'm it.

Seven Facts about Me as requested by feLaFeL.

1. I am gonna go home and wok stir fry some rice with whatever else I can find.

Silo by the Sea

I'm not sure if it's not RS-232 compliant, but the large, rectangular, fortress looking building is the largest cereal port I've ever seen.

Coined Term: e-Saliva

e-Saliva (n) the drivel being passed on unsuspecting netizens as blog.

This is not to be confused with:

e-Drool (n) the photos of chelo-kabab and other mouth watering foods on a table lavishly set which some individuals are wont to email to all their friends during the fast.

Century and a few

First the newsworthy: this is post number 103. I have past passed (thanks, love) the century mark.

Next the bad news: I have wasted 103 moments of your life with pointless drivel and witty witticisms.

Now the good news: the bad news only effects two or three people.

Why I do not bake

I am very indecisive: what to leaven, what to leave out.