Too many jokes, so little time

I'll just post the top three here, in no particular order.

• Thanks for the help, now I've got my list narrowed down to 99.
• Never underestimate the power of an Adib.
• Announce of prevention, is worth a pound of rumours.
  

It is nice the other way around, when smile inspires the jokes. Although, none of these jokes are long, I purposefully avoided short jokes. However, I do have a short song I could play for you.